The Bipolar Mania diet,
allows you to lose weight as,
you are completely losing your mind.
It consists primarily of nicotine & coffee.
Some-days water is freely added.
I lost 15 lbs on this “harmless” and “effective” diet.
15 lbs in 2 weeks!!! Yay for me!!
I was much too busy worrying, fretting,
and day dreaming to bother eating food-
so for the most part i simply did not.
I do not have an eating disorder.
I did not willing “decide” to diet-
nor did i do it because I felt “fat.”
I did it because i was “unwell”
and the mere idea of food,
I did not have the time,
to make it or eat it,
I was literally starving myself.
but i did not notice this,
because i had a lot on my mind,
and i was too busy thinking it all-
to be bothered with the details,
of minor things, eating and sleeping,
ugh? what is that?
who has time for that??
the bipolar mania diet,
is provided by my crazy-ass melting mind,
contains zero perservatives,
zero common sense
zero vitamins and proteins
It goes for retail at $19.99
but I will sell it to you for
*******in case any of you are worried for my health and safety let me clarify that i am indeed a “plus-size-gal” Before this episode i was 5″4 and 217 lbs. Now i am 5″4 and 202lbs….It will be quite sometime before eating less food negatively impairs my health….